Jokes

Private Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-05-26 Location : Canada

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Subject: Re: Jokes Tue May 26, 2009 6:57 pm

lol fuck [CAN]

Admin Posts : 223 Join date : 2009-05-26

Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.

What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.

Council Members Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-05-26 Age : 36

Man you gotta a lot of Michael jackson jokes lol

Subject: Re: Jokes Fri May 29, 2009 3:43 am

xantonin wrote:: Man you gotta a lot of Michael jackson jokes lol

Too manyfor his own good Razz

Council Members Posts : 63 Join date : 2009-05-26 Age : 36

I don't remember how the starting of this one goes but I know the ending..

It's something like...

How does Michael Jackson know what time it is?

When the big hand is on the little hand

Private Posts : 2 Join date : 2009-06-02

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.