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PostSubject: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Tue May 26, 2009 9:39 pm

there was a mechanical bull at your prom !
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 7:00 am

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 10:41 am

if there's a pair of deer antlers tied to the front of your car.
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 12:07 pm

When you was little, your front yard got toilet papered
and your momma thought it was a gift from God.
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 12:43 pm

if your sister says you fuck like your dad and you say yeah mum says that too
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 12:57 pm

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 6:06 pm

ha ha ha ha well done m8,s i needed those posts lol
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Wed May 27, 2009 10:43 pm

lol some of these are pretty bad

Especially that one from CW, that one's great lol

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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Thu May 28, 2009 1:32 am

had to stick this in here.....



a teenage redneck girl asks her father to borrow the truck.

He points to his crotch and raises an eyebrow and says "You want da truck you got to suck"

So she starts in on him. After a few seconds she gags and says "Daddy your d*ck tastes like sh*t!"

The father smacks his head and says "Dammit, I forgot, your brother has the truck!"

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PostSubject: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK IF........   Fri May 29, 2009 4:37 am

you think god looks alot like hank willians jr.
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Fri May 29, 2009 4:40 am

your fathers your brother and your pig
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Sat May 30, 2009 6:36 am

YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK IF............


you ever run a business from a pay phone .
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Sat May 30, 2009 6:44 am

you keep a loadedd sgotgunn under the seat of your rusty old truck
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:35 am

ok i missed three days so here they are the days i missed !

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...........


you never ask for a take out bag ( lame)

you go to a stock car race and don,t need a program ( more lame )


last but not least

you,ve ever run a business from a pay phone .
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:05 am

you might be a redneck if ............




you,ve never looked your wife in the eye since her BOOBIS job
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:57 am

your a redneck if you call everyone partner...
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:02 pm

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...................


you have ridden all the way to florida with your feet out the window .
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:06 am

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you have ridden all the way to florida with your feet out the window .

Or on horse back...
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:09 pm

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF............



your nickname begins with crazy !
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:47 am

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..........


You,ve slept with all your wifes bridesmaids !
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:48 am

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You,ve slept with all your wifes bridesmaids !

that makes you a redneck? wow i just figured i was a player.
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:12 am

lol

u might be a redneck if ur name is BORF!!!
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:27 pm

you might be a redneck if...........

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:45 pm

waaaaat?

never heard that one before Question
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PostSubject: Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..............   Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:04 am

You are a redneck if......



you actually checked this post to see if any of these applied to yourself
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