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PostSubject: UPGRADE...........   Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:36 am

ok folks im given away a months upgrade the closeing date is the 13th july..
how do you get it you say? well its simple what you have to do is write a 500 word essay and post it here.

Topic is well i choose a few but you only need pick one..

Why i should be GM
waking up beside borf
A day in the life of a nana
Why CHERUB loves butt sex
I just don't give a fuk


so come on lets see some creative writing from you.......... study

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:43 am

It was a foggy morning on one of the many vulcanics on the outskirts of 77 , tidus was on his way to work. As much as hated his job at the solarplant he needed the creds for his project. Secretly he was building an outpostship in his garage to one day fullfill his dream and move to a nice metal he read about in the papers. These were supposed to be a much better place to live on as they were very fertile and abundant in solar energy. But he was a long way from completing his outpostship and he needed to get his hands on a big load of feul to make it to the next region. It was friday late in the afternoon when tidus was having a smoke outside the powerplant when he saw a hoverbuggy aproaching the plant. Out came a young girl with long blond hair. He remeberred a picture on the desk of his boss , it was his daughter. As much as he hated his boss his daughter looked pretty tasty. When preparing to head home tidus saw her leaving again and just before she hopped into her buggy she gave him a wink and a smile. Weeks later tidus was working on his ship on the weekend when he heard an ever so slight tapping on the hull. It was the bosses daughter !! .Carrying a sixpack of tallboys she smiled and said she needed a drinkingpartner. She had a big fight with her father who wanted her to come work for her in the solarplant. But she had dreams off working on one of the big spaceports in another galaxy. After hours of chatting and drinking the beer was all gone and they started a bottle of stoly. Several shots later they where more sleepy then drunk and tidus invited her to crash at his place. Being the perfect gentleman he decided not to jump her bones they talked for a short while before passing out. The next morning when making coffee tidus noticed something strange in her hair it was almost like ... its was a WIG , omg he took of her wig and noticed short dark hair. Being sober he also noticed she was wearing a lot of make up. Curious as to who she realy was he started looking for her wallet. After a minute or so he found a accespass. The same one as he had . Engineer 1st class d-section at the borfolia solar powerplant. The id card read borf borfolia male !!! .He just spent the night with a dude. Eeeeeew after vommiting excesively tidus hopped in his outpostship and flew to the nearest 1st position metal planet he could find to start a new life and never spoke of it to anyone. Now all you youngsters outthere let this be a lesson to you DRINK IN MODERATION.

tidus out
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:43 am

A Comparative Essay on the Infinate and Many Varied Uses of Bananas

Bananas r close to godliness. End of story.
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:23 pm

Why i should be GM


cos the current one sux


5 words not 500, damn.



ffs guys, does no one want an upgrade?, all you fuckers below 6k econ on free accounts should be clamouring at these kinda things

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:52 pm

Im not good at creative essays and writing stories and stuff like that. Thats why Im not an author lol

Im really good at writing jsut about everything else, but creative writing aint for me, nto even when its about dancing bananas Very Happy

on the other hand, I ahve 3 pages of dancing bananas elsewhere in this forum Razz
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:27 am

just do the best u can its just a bit of fun

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:28 am

CHERUBS GUIDE TO BUTT SEX

Another poem, another twist
New position that can’t miss
Start with a finger, gentle first
Sensitive, so make sure it’s nursed
Circle motions, open up slow
Feel the sphincter letting go
Enter easy and with care
Can’t afford to get a tear
Deeper, deeper, deeper still
Feel the new sensations fill

Wiggle fingers exciting the nerves
Pleasuring hand between the curves
Allow me to get wide enough
For you to enter all your ‘stuff’
Carefully enter finger two
Think it’s time to use that lube
Hear me moan with new pleasure
Just relax it only gets better
Now it’s time to take you in
I can’t believe it’s happenin’

Give it to me as I bend
All inside my tight ass end
Your head it goes to enters first
Felt the tightness, ‘scuse the curse
On all fours and getting lower
Feels so good, take it slower
But as you ejaculate into my ass
I beg of you to move it fast
Poems over, all has been done
Guide to anal 101
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:38 am

fraud!!! FRAUD I SAY!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:41 am

I'm trying lol
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:29 pm

lol thats mean! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:46 pm

Why I should be GM:

lets face it: world leadership is failing. Oil is spilled in the Gulf of Mexico, while Obama and BP does nothing. British authorities ask that BP not be punished to save their economy, but WHO CARES!?
Meanwhile, in the Middle east, wars escalate, Civil War in several countries seems inevitable, yet the world community does nothing. North Korea presses on with their missile tests capable of delivering a warhead to any country in the world, and yet all we do is place meaningless sanctions and warnings on the government.

Why should AE be any different?

In the recent server War, over 10 billion derbs were created, but they would not be our derbs. NO, becuase of poor leadership on the part of GB and our faction in the server, we lost that day. the age of 13th came crashing down, and a new order was built that subjugates our authority. WHO IS TO BLAME?

If you guessed the current GM, ur right. He exhibits poor leadership skills, fails to motivate others and leaves attack planning to chance; is this who we want as our leader in troubled times? NO!

I, CHERUB will revolutionize warfare on AE with my incredibly powerful NANA STACK! they shall march all over the face of your inbox and destroy the resolve of the opponent, leaving their fleets leaderless and open to attack. they shall derb them selves becuase our nanas shall hold them hostage until they surrender to complete and utter derbing!

IT IS THE FUTURE! A day may come, when the might of our fleet and bases fail, and the nanas lay forgotten in their silos, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY! THIS DAY WE SEND OUR NANAS!

We can re-establish our dominace ovwer the server, and hold the population of occupied planets with endless legions of dancing bananas. To complete the vision I ahve brought into being, we need strong, reliable leadership. I would like to nominate myself for that job. Through me, GB could wield the ultimate power! As GM, I can reviatalise your economies, build up your fleets and keep you safe through the poewr of nanas. if YOU want to be a power in the server once more, vote for CHERUB as your NEW GM!
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:25 pm

*senses thought crime*

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:38 pm

lol sorry CW, I jsut want to say that I dont actually believe that lol it was just fun to write about nanas. it came to me while I was standing in the shower.
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:37 am

awww man, you mean i actually have to write something ?
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:38 am

yep, no faggotry like girth copy and pasting off a site lol

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:50 am

lol GIRTH DID THAT????

I smell cheating and corruption on the air..... LYNCH HIM!!! lol jk, we wouldnt want to virtually lynch anybody lol that might scare some new peeps off Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:23 pm

come on peeps make an effort and stick something in to try win that upgrade..

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:06 pm

I drove my nice car to the bar last night, had a few shots and got into a fight, had a few more and didn't feel sore, so i pulled out my dick and ran down the bar hoping a hot girl would grab me. I didn't make it 3 steps before i got a taker and let me tell you she was a fine piece of ass, she pinched my ass and winked at me, so naturally i thought i was gunna get lucky, so i bought her and myself a few more shots, then i started to feel kinda funny and i realized the girl i was gunna take home never told me her name, then when i tried to ask her i couldn't say the words they came out like gibberish, and she seemed to be sounding the same, because i drugged her too, roofies are awesome but your more likely to end up on the ground than the roof, but who cares as long as you get some right? Anyways the few things i remember is me and the girl and another guy who i didn't know walking back to my car so i could go home, than after that it all goes blank. This morning i woke up to a hot girl next to me then i rolled over to get out of bed and i hear "Watch where your fucking going dumb fuck" i had rolled right into the mystery man from last night, i said "Who in the fuck are you?" he very calming rolled over and looked at me and said "I'm the man who got you home safe and rocked that girls world last night, and your dam lucky i was drunk because i passed out before i got to you, oh yeah the names Borf." i shook my head thinking that i was still high as hell, but all that got me was a bad head ache, so i was like fuck this and went back to bed.
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:58 am

A Letter From God to man...

I'm writing to apologize for all the horrors committed in my name, Although that was never what I intended, I feel I should take my share of the blame. All the good I tried to do was corrupted when organised religion got into full swing, What I thought were quite clear messages were taken to unusual extremes. My teachings taken out of context to meet the agendas of others, Interpretations taken to many different ways and hidden meanings discovered So I apologize for any mistakes I made, and when my words misconstrued But this apology's to mother nature, cause I created you!
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:29 am

StreakyRazor wrote:
A Letter From God to man...

I'm writing to apologize for all the horrors committed in my name, Although that was never what I intended, I feel I should take my share of the blame. All the good I tried to do was corrupted when organised religion got into full swing, What I thought were quite clear messages were taken to unusual extremes. My teachings taken out of context to meet the agendas of others, Interpretations taken to many different ways and hidden meanings discovered So I apologize for any mistakes I made, and when my words misconstrued But this apology's to mother nature, cause I created you!

no copy and pasting ya cheater, must be self written, lol, fucking hell, we've really bred everyone in gb to be a bunch of cheating cunts, lolz

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:00 am

GIRTH DID THAT????

thats awful. u know, in my school, they chuck people out for that..... maybe we should farm him Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:30 am

Why I should be GM instead of cherub....

I do believe that i am better suited for the highly established position of GM than my contender Cherub. CW's decision to step down as GM has left us with a terrible vacancy until such time that the council decides on a new GM. Cherub has already lost us 10 million fleet in the first two days as temporary GM, and we're not even at war with anyone. Amd let's face it, he's 200 YEAR OLD, he could die at any time, leaving us in the same position as now!!! I'm suprised he doesn't get seizures just playing AE, and there's not even any graphics!!!!!!!!!!

I on the other hand, am in the prime of my health, and entering college, meaning not only am I much more qualified as far a intelect goes, but I will also have pleanty of time to dedicate to building our guild as we move towards a new era, one in which GB dominates not just alpha servor, but ALL AE SERVERS!! In an age where we shall stand victorious on the farmed planets of our enemies. Where our guild is an entire HALF of a server war ALL ON IT'S OWN. WHEN WE SHALL BE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:31 am

please tell me that was good
oh, and no offense Cherub, and I still think CW's a great GM
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:03 pm

lol Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: UPGRADE...........   Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:16 pm

And no, CW, I didn't copy/paste
I actually took the time to type it as I came up with it
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